Hello. What Do You Want? » Humour

I WANT to start a cult

HWDYW — Mon, 26 May 2008 11:50:25 +0000

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Join me.

Nick C, Sydney, NSW, Australia

I WANT to be able to tell a truly funny joke

HWDYW — Sat, 24 May 2008 08:20:20 +0000

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I had a w*nk over an ex-girlfriend last night.

I know it’s wrong but I had a spare key and she’s a heavy sleeper.

Boom Boom!

Joe K, Johannesburg, South Africa

I WANT a slave workforce of little orange people

HWDYW — Thu, 22 May 2008 12:54:04 +0000

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I’ve got a little secret for you… sing along if you must. There’s something sinister about a bloke who sells sweets and is surrounded by orange boys. I’d put them to work in my biscuit factory except they wouldn’t be able to get the boxes down off the high shelves.

Cassie , Sydney, NSW, Australia